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The Evil Monkey commented on the post Stalked by The Duck by Ina ♥~er of shoes ♥ ♥ ♥ Sep 06, 2008 11:45AM EDT
"Joy, you are truly the son-in-law I have always wanted. My little girl deserves nothing less than the finest family style dining." more
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Doyle ( aka The MAN of the 6 Sixes ) C.,
Sep 7, 2008, 2:23PM EDT
I said "Mornig". Heh heh heh.
Doyle ( aka The MAN of the 6 Sixes ) C.,
Sep 7, 2008, 2:05PM EDT
Gooooood Mornig my Minkey!!! :)
Bret W. The Snack You Love to Shag!,
Sep 6, 2008, 11:47AM EDT
Funny you should mention it. I was just telling the woman I tricked into marrying me how hot Rose McGowan looked with a cherrywood table leg as a prosthetic in Planet Terror. Prior to that, she hadn't done much for me. Once she became a furniture hybrid however, I really took notice. Women who replace a stem with a table leg make me want to reach for the lemon pledge and a soft clean cloth. Rawwrrr! I think you'd look good with oak.
St. Joy The Baptist M. Cranky-Pants, Mercenary,
Sep 5, 2008, 12:45PM EDT
I'll l'eggo your Eggo when you get your damned peanut butter off of my chocolate...
(That sounds way dirtier than even I intended...)
(That sounds way dirtier than even I intended...)
Joseph H.,
Sep 4, 2008, 1:52PM EDT
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Doyle ( aka The MAN of the 6 Sixes ) C.,
Sep 4, 2008, 1:11PM EDT
I'm missin' ma MONKEY! :P
Tracy Fabre,
Sep 3, 2008, 10:06PM EDT
NOT THE FLEAS!!! I only *just* got rid of the gnats.
*sob* I give in, Evil Monkey! I give in!
*sob* I give in, Evil Monkey! I give in!
Jesse "Joe" J.,
Sep 3, 2008, 9:33PM EDT
Thanks Sweetie for the pings! You are awesome! A.B.C.!!!!!
Tracy Fabre,
Sep 3, 2008, 4:34PM EDT
You forgot --- "and immortalized by David Spade in Joe Dirt", a cinematic classic.
I think I should have fish for dinner.
I think I should have fish for dinner.
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